Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Personal Inventories and Piggy Banks

Whilst reading through some collections of old David Allen essays I've culled from his newsletter, I ran across one intriguing nugget that went something like this: Every now and then, take a top-to-bottom inventory of your assets, your processes, your systems. Everything from the shirts in your drawer to the way you pay your bills and so on.

As I moved through my routines, I evaluated what traveled through my hands. I got rid of some old clothes, piled up all the magazines in my closets into one big pile (I remember that big pile when I'm tempted to buy a new magazine).

And of all things, I re-evaluated my need for my battery-powered automatically sorting loose-change bank. I've had banks like this in one form or another for nearly 10 years; it made it awfully fun to save my spare change. I got the coin wrappers from the bank and happily rolled my pennies, dime, nickels, and quarters until I had about $20 or so. Then I'd put them in a little ziploc, take them to bank, and exchange them for folding money.

That's usually when the process got troubled: if I didn't make it to the bank that day, I was left hauling around a little bag of heavy change everywhere. Then, when I joined the credit union, I discovered that they wanted my account number written on every roll before they'd cash them. And sometimes going by the bank (a bank different from my credit union) that would cash them without any quibbles meant disrupting my workday schedule so I could get to the bank before it closed. (And bring them inside please! No coin rolls allowed in the drive-through lanes.)

But what else to do?

Well, after several years of walking past that green Coinstar machine at the Harris Teeter, I decided to try it. It wasn't without its problems: so many people have used it that the buttons don't respond so niftily and so I kept trying different ways of pressing them to get them to take, and Coinstar takes about 8 cents on the dollar or something like that for its trouble.

But you know what? It works. Since I go to HT every Sunday morning to do the weekly grocery shopping, I wasn't travelling out of my way. The receipt that's dispensed can be exchanged for cash at the register or (what I discovered on my last trip) I can put it toward my grocery bill. Talk about convenience--no more wrestling coins into wrappers, driving to the bank, waiting in line. It's worth whatever minimal charge Coinstar takes to make that little nothing routine run much more smoothly.

The coin bank was donated last week along with the clothes. Now I have a nice-sized jelly jar that holds my loose change and I'm enjoying a lot more space on the top of my bureau. Such a tiny thing, but it feels good to get something right.

Monday, August 15, 2005

In case you needed another reason to join the ACLU

The Transportation Security Administration maintains "no-fly lists" of people whose names match those of suspected terrorists. As this article reports, the now officially brain-dead TSA maintains lists that include babies under 2 years old.

As someone with a very common name, I'm sensitive to these issues. Especially since I recently had to fight a stubborn and stupid background check company that got my records mixed up with those of a convicted criminal.
Well-known people like Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, Rep. John Lewis, D-Ga., and David Nelson, who starred in the sitcom "The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet," also have been stopped at airports because their names match those on the lists.

The insidious thing about the TSA is that it's a black box: what's the criteria for putting names on the list? It's important to know that your name never comes off that list; more information is added that supposedly lets you board a plane, but to the best of my knowledge, your name is never taken off the list.

I remember reading recently about a critic of this government's also-brain-dead executive branch who found his name on a no-fly list, which effectively grounded him. Retaliation? Who can say? The TSA is not telling how it compiles or maintains its lists.

This safety paranoia has got to go. Gore Vidal has often said that governments need enemies to keep them in power and to keep the military-industrial complex well-funded--what better enemy for this modern age than one you can't see? During the Watergate hearings, Sam Ervin said, with disbelief, about Richard Nixon, "He's afraid of freedom." I would say, this country's administration (and its loyal, unquestioning bureaucratic drones) is also afraid of freedom.

Here's a quote from Stephen Fry's novel Making History, one of the few passages that struck me as admirable in that lamentably bad book.

If there is a word to describe our age, it must be Security, or to put it another way, Insecurity. From the neurotic insecurity of Freud, by the way of the insecurities of the Kaiser, the Fuhrer, Eisenhower, and Stalin, right up to the terrors of the citizens of the modern world --
THEY ARE OUT THERE

The enemy. They will break into your car, burgle your house, molest your children, consign you to hellfire, murder you for drug money, force you to face Mecca, infect your blood, outlaw your sexual preferences, erode your pension, pollute your beaches, censor your thoughts, steal your ideas, poison your air, threaten your values, use foul language on your television, destroy your security. Keep them away! Lock them out! Hide them from sight! Bury them!

And no, the irony is not lost on me that I do not fear "them," as much as I fear my government's actions toward innocent people. As the saying goes, who watches the watchmen?

(Link to the article courtesy of Core Dump.)

Sunday, August 14, 2005

The Dalai Lama Shower

I saw this originally in Thirty Thousand Days, the newsletter for the ToDo Institute. Given that we're in one of our periodic droughts (down 5.5. inches from normal), it seemed a good time to post this. I don't have the original article (which I think appeared in one of the Dalai Lama's books), but I've adapted it for my ablutions.
  1. Turn on the shower and rinse. Turn off water.

  2. Soap your body.

  3. Turn on water to rinse. Turn off water.

  4. Shampoo.

  5. Turn on water to rinse. Turn off water.

  6. Shave. Quickly rinse the razor as needed under the faucet.

  7. Turn on water to rinse. Turn off water.

Water is precious and non-renewable. Use it and lose it. Please conserve.

Links:
ToDo Institute: http://www.todoinstitute.org/
His Holiness the Dalai Lama: http://www.tibet.com/DL/index.html

    Wednesday, August 10, 2005

    Knock Knock

    From webpagesthatsuck.com:

    Knock-knock
    Who's there?
    Under the Patriot Act I don't have to tell you.